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MABEL: Are you ready for the
ultimate challenge?
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DIPPER: I'm always ready.
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MABEL:
Then you know what this means.
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BOTH: Syrup race!
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MABEL: Go, Sir Syrup!
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DIPPER: Go, Mountie Man! Go! Go! Go!
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Go! Go! Almost. Almost. Yes! I won!
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(COUGHING)
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No way. Hey, Mabel, check this out.
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Human-sized hamster balls.
I'm human-sized!
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No, no, Mabel. This.
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We see weirder stuff than that
every day.
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We didn't get any photos of
those gnomes, did we?
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Nope. Just memories.
And this beard hair.
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Why did you save that?
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Good morning, knuckleheads!
You two know what day it is?
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Um, happy anniversary?
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Mazel tov!
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It's family fun day, genius!
We're cutting off work
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and having one of those, you know,
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bonding type deals.
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Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be
anything like our
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last "family bonding" day?
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You call that a Ben Franklin?
He looks like a woman!
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-(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
-Uh-oh.
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The county jail was so cold.
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All right, maybe I haven't been the best
summer caretaker, but I swear,
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today we're gonna have some
real family fun!
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Now who wants to put on some
blindfolds and get into my car?
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BOTH: Yay!
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Wait, what?
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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Blindfolds never lead to anything good.
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Wow. I feel like all my other senses are
heightened! I can see with my fingers.
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BOTH: Whoa!
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Grunkle Stan, are you
wearing a blindfold?
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Nah, but with these cataracts I might as
well be. What is that? A woodpecker?
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Okay, okay. Open them up.
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Ta-da!
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It's fishing season!
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-Fishing?
-What are you playing at, old man?
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You're gonna love it.
The whole town's out here.
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Here, fishy-fishies. Get into the pan.
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Say "cheese"!
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(SCREAMS)
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Is this good?
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No! I'll show you how a real man fishes.
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
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Get him! Get him!
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That's some quality family bonding.
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Grunkle Stan, why do you want to bond
with us all of a sudden?
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Come on! This is gonna be great.
I've never had fishing buddies before.
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The guys from the lodge won't go
with me. They don't "like or trust me."
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I think he actually wants to fish with us.
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Hey! I know what'll cheer
you sad-sacks up.
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Pines family fishing hats.
That's hand-stitching, you know.
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It's just gonna be you, me, and those
goofy hats on a boat for 10 hours.
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-Ten hours?
-I brought the joke book.
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No! No!
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There has to be a way out of this.
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I seen it! I seen it again!
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The Gravity Falls Gobblewonker!
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Come quick before it
scrab-doodles away!
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Aw, he's doing a happy jig!
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No! It's a jig of grave danger!
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Hey! Hey!
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Now what did I tell you about scaring
my customers?
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This is your last warning, Dad!
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But I got proof this time, by gummitty!
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Behold! It's the Gobble-dee-wonker
what done did it!
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It had a long neck like a gee-raff.
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And wrinkly skin like this gentleman,
right here!
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Huh?
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It chawed my boat up to smitheroons
and shim-shammed over to
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Scuttlebutt Island!
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You gotta believe me!
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Attention all units, we got ourselves
a crazy old man.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Aw, donkey spittle! You're a bunch of...
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Well, that happened. Now let's untie
this boat and get out on that lake.
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Mabel!
Did you hear what that old dude said?
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"Donkey spittle!"
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The other thing. About the monster.
If we can snag a photo of it,
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we could split the prize 50-50.
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That's two fifties.
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Imagine what you could do with $500!
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Not so high and mighty anymore.
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(SIGHS)
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(LAUGHING)
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(CRASHING)
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MABEL: Hey, boys.
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You can look, but you can't touch.
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Squeak, squeak, squeak.
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BOTH: Awesome!
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Mabel? Mabel?
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Dipper, I am one million percent
on board with this.
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Grunkle Stan! Change of plans. We're
taking that boat to Scuttlebutt Island,
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and we're gonna find
that Gobblewonker.
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BOTH: Monster hunt! Monster hunt!
Monster hunt!
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Monster hunt! Monster... I'll go.
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(BOAT HORN HONKS)
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You dudes say something about
a monster hunt?
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Soos!
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What's up, hambone?
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(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
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Explode!
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Dude, you could totally use my boat for
your hunt.
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It's got a steering wheel, chairs.
Normal boat stuff.
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All right, all right. Let's think this
through. You kids could go waste your
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time on some epic monster finding
adventure or you could spend the day
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learning how to tie knots and skewer
worms with your great uncle Stan!
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(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BANJO MUSIC PLAYING)
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So what do you say?
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(CHEERING)
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MABEL: We made the right choice.
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SOOS: Yes.
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Ingrates! Who needs them?
I've got a whole box of creepy
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fishing lures to keep me company.
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(FLIES BUZZING)
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Ugh!
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Hoist the anchor.
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DIPPER: Raise the flag.
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We're gonna find that Gobblewonker.
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DIPPER: We're gonna
win that photo contest.
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SOOS: Do any of you dudes
have sunscreen?
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DIPPER: We're gonna
go get sunscreen.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(GROWLING)
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All right, if we wanna win this contest,
we've gotta do it right.
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Think. What's the number one problem
with most monster hunts?
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You're a side-character and you die in
the first five minutes of the movie.
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Dude, am I a side-character?
Do you ever think about stuff like that?
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No, no, no. Camera trouble.
Say Bigfoot shows up. Soos, be Bigfoot.
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"There he is! Bigfoot!
Uh-oh! No camera!
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"Wait, here's one. No film."
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You see?
You see, you see what I'm doing here?
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Yeah. Dude's got a point.
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That's why I bought 17
disposable cameras. Two on my ankle,
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three in my jacket, four for each of you,
three extras in this bag,
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and one under my hat.
There's no way we're gonna miss this.
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Okay, everybody,
let's test our cameras out.
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Ah! Dude!
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You see? This is exactly why you need
backup cameras. We still have 16.
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-(CAWS)
-A bird!
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Fifteen. Okay, guys, I repeat,
don't lose your cameras.
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Wait, lose the cameras?
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Don't!
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Dude, I just threw two away.
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Thirteen! All right,
we still have 13 cameras...
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Twelve. We have 12 cameras.
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So, what's the plan? Throw more
cameras overboard or what?
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No! No. Okay. You'll be lookout,
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Soos can work the steering wheel,
and I'll be captain.
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What? Why do you get to be captain?
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What about Mabel, huh?
Mabel, Mabel, Mabel, Mabel.
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I'm not sure that's a good idea.
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What about co-captain?
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There's no such thing as co-captain.
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Oh, oops.
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Okay, fine! You can be co-captain!
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Can I be associate co-captain?
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As co-captain, I authorize that request.
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Well, as first co-captain, our number
one order of business
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is to lure the monster out with this.
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Permission to taste some?
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-G ranted.
-Permission co-granted.
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Permission associate co-granted.
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(COUGHING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Dude, I don't know what I expected
that to taste like.
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Traitors. I'll find my own fishing buddies.
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(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
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Ah! There's my new pals.
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Now that we're alone, Rosanna,
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there's a burning question which
my heart longs to ask of you.
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Oh, Reginald!
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Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
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Here it goes. My ex-wife still misses me,
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but her aim is getting better!
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Her aim is getting better!
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You see it's...
It's funny because marriage is terrible.
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What?
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Hey, how's it going?
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(IN DEEP VOICE) It's going awesome.
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(HUMMING)
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Mabel, leave that thing alone.
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(IN DEEP VOICE) I don't mind none.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) Hey, look,
I'm drinking water.
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(SINGING IN GARBLED VOICE)
"Twinkle, twinkle, little..."
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(COUGHING)
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Aren't you supposed to be
doing lookout?
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Look out!
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(LAUGHS)
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But seriously, I'm on it.
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-(CRASHING)
-(ALL SCREAM)
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See? We're here! I'm a lookout genius!
Hamster ball, here we come!
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(ow|. HOOTING)
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Dude, check it out. "Butt Island."
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Soos, you rapscallion!
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Hey, why aren't you laughing?
Are you scared?
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Yeah, right. I'm not...
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Yeah, you are!
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-(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
-Hey! Quit...
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Stop. Mabel.
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-(GROWLING)
-(BOTH GASP)
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Dude, did you guys hear that?
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What was that? Was it your stomach?
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No, my stomach normally sounds
like whale noises.
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(SQUEAKING)
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Wow.
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So majestic.
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(CHITTERING)
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Our lantern! I can't see anything.
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Dude, I don't know, man.
Maybe this isn't worth it.
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Not worth it? Guys, imagine what
would happen if we got that picture.
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Tonight, we're here with
adventure seeker Dipper Pines,
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who bravely photographed the illusive
Gobblewonker. Tell me, Dipper,
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what's the secret to your success?
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Well, I run away from nothing.
Nothing, except for when I ran away from
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my annoying Grunkle Stan,
who I ditched in order to
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pursue that lake monster.
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How right you were to do so.
He looked like a real piece of work.
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I don't often do this, but I feel the need
to give you an award.
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(CRASHING)
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Charlie! Why won't you interview me?
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(SCREAMS)
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-I'm in!
-Me too!
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(BOTH PANTING)
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All right, dudes, I'm coming!
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(SOOS BEAT-BOXING)
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(RAPPING) My name is Mabel,
it rhymes with table,
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it also rhymes with glable,
it also rhymes with shmabel.
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Dude, we should be writing this down.
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Guys, guys, guys. You hear something?
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(GROWLING)
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(CAWING)
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This is it! This is it!
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Uh!
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Everyone, get your cameras ready.
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Ready? Go!
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(YELLING)
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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(SQUEAKS)
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But... But what was that noise then?
I heard a monster noise.
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(GROWLING)
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(CHAINSAW GROWLING)
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Sweet. Beaver with a chainsaw.
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Maybe that old guy was crazy after all.
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He did use the word "scrab-doodle."
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(SIGHS)
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Look, when you're threading the line,
a lot of people don't know this,
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but you wanna use a barrel knot.
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That's a secret from one fishing buddy
to another. (CHUCKLES)
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Uh, I... Who are you, exactly?
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Just call me your "Grunkle" Stan!
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Sir, sir, sir! Why are you talking
to our son? If you don't leave right now,
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I'm calling the police.
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(LAUGHS) You see,
the thing about that is...
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Go bother your own kids!
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Yeah! Work it. Work it. Nice. Nice.
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Give me another one of those.
Yeah, I like that one.
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What are we gonna say to
Grunkle Stan?
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We ditched him over nothing.
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-(SIGHS)
-(RUMBLING)
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-Hey, guys, do you feel that? Hey, hey!
-(RUMBLES)
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-Whoa!
-(MABEL SCREAMS)
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This is it! Come on, this is our chance!
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What's wrong with you guys?
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MABEL: Dipper?
SOOS: Dude!
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It's not that hard, all right? All you gotta
do is point and shoot. Like this.
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(HISSES)
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Run!
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(GROWLING)
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Get back to the boat! Hurry!
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The picture!
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Dude, if it makes you feel any better,
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I got tons of pictures of those
beavers, dude.
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Why would that make me feel better?
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(GROWLS)
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(PANTING)
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00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,377
Now, let's get out of here, dudes!
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All right, this is it! Cracked lens!
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Soos! Get a photo!
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What are you doing?
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I've still got one left. Don't worry, dude!
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(GROWLING)
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Mollycoddling...
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BOY: Can you please tell me more
funny stories, Pop-Pop?
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Anything for my fishing buddies.
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(GROANS)
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Pop-Pop, I just realized that I love you.
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Oh, come on! Boo! Boo!
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00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,136
Hey, now, what's the big idea?
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00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,764
Maybe he has no one who
wuvs him, Pop-Pop.
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Yeah, well, I...
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00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,441
(GROANS)
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(SIGHS)
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Soos! Beavers!
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(SQUEAKING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Dude!
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(SQUEAKS)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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-Head-lock!
-Dad! Dad! Dad!
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(ALL GASPING)
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The fishes! They seek revenge!
Swim, boys! Swim!
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Look out!
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Easy. Easy.
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MY glass!
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Where do I go?
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00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,630
Go into the falls! I think there might
be a cave behind there.
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00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,507
Might be?
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,804
(ALL GRUNTING)
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00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,643
(ALL SIGHING)
325
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,646
(ALL SCREAMING)
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00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,442
(GROWLING)
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It's stuck.
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00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,898
(LAUGHS) Yeah! Wait. It's stuck?
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00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,317
(GASPS)
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Boop!
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(LAUGHS)
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Did you get a good one?
333
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,580
They're all good ones!
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00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,662
Hamster balls!
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00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,041
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,589
What the...
337
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,555
Huh?
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00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,053
-MABEL: What's wrong?
-(METALLIC CLANGING)
339
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,011
-Hmm.
-SOOS: Careful, dude.
340
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,016
I've got this. Hold on.
341
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,434
Hey, guys! Come check this out!
342
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:04,706
Work the bellows and the...
Banjo polish!
343
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:09,457
Wha... You made this? Why?
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00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,414
Well, 1... (STAMMERS)
345
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,716
I just wanted attention.
346
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,418
I still don't understand.
347
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,426
Well, first, I just hootenannied up a
biomechanical brainwave generator,
348
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,508
and then I learned to operate a
stick shift with my beard...
349
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,641
Okay, yeah, but why did you do it?
350
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:30,599
Well, when you get to be an old feller
like me, nobody pays any attention
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00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,356
to you anymore.
My own son hasn't visited me in months.
352
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:38,031
So I figured maybe I'd catch his fancy
with a 15-ton aquatic robot.
353
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:39,941
(CACKLING)
354
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:47,119
In retrospect, it seems a bit contrived.
You just don't know the lengths us
355
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:51,420
old timers go through for a little
quality time with our family.
356
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,502
(BOTH SIGH)
357
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,755
Dude, I guess the real lake monster is
you two.
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00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:58,880
(LAUGHS)
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00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,088
Sorry that just, like, boom!
Just popped into my head, there.
360
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,596
So did you ever talk to your son about
how you felt?
361
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,725
No, sir, I got to work straight on the
robot. I made lots of robots in my clay.
362
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,308
Like when my wife left me and I
created a homicidal Pterodactyl-tron
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00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,315
or when my pal Ernie didn't come to my
retirement party, and I constructed an
364
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:21,115
80-ton Shame-bot that exploded
the entire downtown area.
365
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,613
(CACKLING)
366
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,488
Well, time to get back to work on
my death-ray.
367
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,074
(MACHINES WHIRRING)
368
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,875
Any of you kids got a screwdriver?
369
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,079
Well, so much for the photo contest.
370
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,164
We still have one roll of film left.
371
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,499
What do you want to do with it?
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00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,635
(SIGHS)
373
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,222
DIPPER: Hey! Over here!
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00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,803
What the... Kids?
I thought you two were off playing
375
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,478
spin the bottle with Soos!
376
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:55,025
Well, we spent all day trying to find
a legendary dinosaur.
377
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:59,776
But we realized the only dinosaur we
wanna hang out with is right here.
378
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,199
Save your sympathy. I've been having
a great time without you,
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00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:07,746
making friends, talking to my reflection.
I had a run-in with the lake police.
380
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,244
I guess I gotta wear this ankle-bracelet
now, so that'll be fun.
381
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,952
So I guess there isn't room in that boat
for three more?
382
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,926
You knuckleheads ever seen me
thread a hook with my eyes closed?
383
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,298
Five bucks says you can't do it.
384
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:23,344
You're on!
385
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,514
Five more bucks says you can't do it
with your eyes closed,
386
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,888
plus me singing at the top of my lungs.
387
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,844
I like those odds!
388
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:32,978
What happened to your shirt?
389
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,055
Long story, dude.
390
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,562
All right, everybody get together.
Say, "Fishing!"
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00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,812
Fishing!
392
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,610
SOOS: Dude, am I in the frame?
393
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,785
(GRUNTS)
394
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,545
What was that?
395
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,557
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Who wants to hear a joke?
396
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:14,638
DIPPER: Not me.
397
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,565
(LAUGHS) Yeah, you do. Here it goes...
398
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:22,237
Why did the pelican get kicked out
of the restaurant?
399
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,313
DIPPER: I don't care.
400
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,866
'Cause he had a very big bill. La, la, la...
401
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,411
DIPPER: Boo. Bad joke.
Bad pelican joke.
402
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,239
PELICAN: Yay! Hurray!